Now, it has come to my attention that the stuffed animals seem to be 'multiplying' at an alarming rate around here. No surprise after I broke up this freaky stuffed animal party. I wondered if that bunny on the far right was passed out. I thought I smelled cheap beer as well.
Listen dear family and friends; maybe I am sick for seeing these things at the end of a long day. Or maybe, I am so desperate for a stuffed animal eugenics/sterilization program that I am, indeed, making myself vulnerable to show why we can no longer accept your morally bankrupt 'friends' into our home. It could happen at your home too!
Please, no more stuffed animals...I beg of you.
